August 2008
92 posts
July 2008
85 posts
“Flights were being delayed earlier this morning while workers struggled to fix...”
– regarding AA’s baggage system
(via Gothamist)
I’m glad I’m taking the train this weekend.
“It’s just an old-fashioned Eastpack from the early 1990s. When I first...”
– Sara Blakely, creator of Spanx, the hot dog casing for your butt.
artwork! seven inch!
twosyllablerecords:
we’re finally ready to annouce the first release on twosyllable records! That Ghost - I Crossed Out The Options b/w Fridays Off. order one now!! guaranteed to ship on or before the release date, aug. 12!!
My friends’ label has released their first 7” for That Ghost, and they’ve got some more great stuff in the works. I’ve seen the test press, and...
NYC's best ice cream sandwiches →
Ex-Googlers launch rival search engine →
Because this blog does not return as a result, I cannot support Cuil.
I need to know the Donut Dance. Can someone make...
It's a mysterious web, this internet
How did A Continuous Lean get the link for my friend Zach’s google map for our trip to Montauk? And did he know that we went to Surf Lodge?
“Sometimes I think I am living in a nightmare. All about me, standards are...”
– Roger Ebert, from his review of Step Brothers.
This confirms my belief that the state of comedy in Hollywood has been drastically wait a second Roger Ebert wrote an X-rated movie? (via dangurewitch)
A new bowling alley in Williamsburg, just 2 blocks from the other one? Brooklyn Bowl will have twice as many lanes as their northern neighbor, but is The Gutter ever overcrowded? I’ve never been; I can’t stomach the thought of paying $10 for a game (and that’s on the cheap night).
“Maybe one of the new Real World Brooklyn castmates is Todd P! Bands on the bill last night included Mae Shi and Ponytail; after MTV’s appearance they were promptly moved into the “so over” column on indie-snob scorecards.”
MTV filmed last night’s Todd P show at Market Hotel, although it’s amazing the cameras could even function in that heat. I...
“Did you hear the one about the woman who is attacked on the street by a gorilla,...”
– John McCain in 1986. Seriously. (via brianglidewell)
Even if it wasn’t blatantly misogynistic, it’s not even a funny joke.
I just remembered how glad I am that people no longer think it’s funny to say “…for me to poop on!”.
but seriously, I'm scared to walk around
In light of the recent Williamsburg machete-stabbings, I’d considered buying some mace, until I realized it would be foolish to walk around with anything other than the WASP Knife!! If they’re targeting white kids, what could be more appropriate? Also, it doubles as a watermelon splitter for all your summer bbqs!!
In which I maybe gross out my roommate
Thanks to an APC employee, I learned you could kill the bacteria that make your clothes stink by putting the smelly clothes in the freezer overnight. So there are bacteria living on my shirt after I take it off, producing the stank until I wash it and they die? Regardless of this ridiculous logic, I’ll accept it as fact if it means I don’t have to do laundry as often. And it...
Dead body found at McCarren?! →
ever-modest Timbaland slated to produce Jay Z's...
“He wants me to do the whole thing,” says Tim. “‘Big Pimpin” is an international hit, so we wanna do 10 of those. Meaning, some of the songs gonna sound like M.I.A. would rap on some of the beats. You gonna be like, ‘Whoa!’ But it’s Jay on ‘em. That means it reaches everywhere. I’mma have songs with bagpipes. The music is gonna be so...
“Lettuce call it Chinese roulette because the internet tells me that is the...”
– Fun Guy Chris Waggoner
Sometimes, I check the spam folder
Subject: Man gets torn apart by gorillas Cash flies as truck full of money crashes
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