April 2009
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Brian sums up my aesthetic
“weird death-themed things with neon colors and a little bit of a childlike touch”
Best thing I saw this morning
A teenage boy on the train wearing giant diamond studs and a few platinum necklaces, and on the largest chain, the pendant was a flash drive spray-painted silver to match the chain.
I wish I had time to watch Oprah...
lindseyepeters:
“I looked in the back, and the kids were sleeping, which was literally a miracle from God, but the problem was I had to pee,” she says. “So I’m thinking, ‘If I stop at a rest area, they’re totally going to wake up, and I do not want them to wake up.’ So I reach into the diaper bag, I pulled out a diaper and I peed into it.”
From a recent show about how hard it is to be a mother....
To do:
MON 4/27 @ THE BELL HOUSE PING PONG CHAMPIONSHIP We will have 4 tables set up for tournament-style ping pong in the performance space. First come first serve for sign ups. The winner of this night’s tournament will be flown to Vegas on Bud Light’s dime to participate in the nationals and a chance to win $100,000 dollars. Aluminum Pints of Bud & Bud Light will be $3 for the evening....
emails from yo momma:
“[Grandpa] wants to come back in a month and have me take them on a trip driving through Kentucky looking at hillbillies. He thinks once you pass the state line, they are just all sitting out on their porches barefoot.”
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Tonight Paramount pulled off one of the coolest stunts in fan history. Promoted...
– (April 6th, via)
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Sad to say?
This concludes all wrestling-related posts and tweets. Thanks for staying with me. This week I should probably do something really feminine and high-brow. Let me know if you have any ideas.