Also worth mentioning: Mom came through with 3 new knives for my growing collection of lady weapons. Please note the freshly manicured size reference, as well as the is-it-a-lipstick-or-a-shotgun-shell.

Birthday synopsis: hurricane flashlight, skull candles, clean teeth, vintage nutmeg, and Ghost Horse!

I sent Eric and Christy a vintage embroidered onesie for Miguel, who’s sure to show up to the party any day now.

Don’t forget your matches when you’re dying of thirst in the Soho Apple store.

First time camping and it’s in a teepee in the Hamptons. But I forgot my slippers :(

Taking a break from the glitter gradients for a reverse-French with glitter outline and bling finger.

With this kind of fruit-to-rind ratio, it’s a wonder that baby watermelons aren’t less of a novelty.

Chase No Face: spawn of a thousand nightmares, and one catchy song.

When faced with a distant future of feet that you could call “my loaves of bread”, these $930 shoes almost seem mandatory.

Greetings from the Pacific Northwest! The scenery is just lovely and the locals have been very accommodating.

Day 88

I forgot to update you before leaving for the West Coast. The heat brought on a lot of condensation on the top and bottom of the farm, and some of the ants went for a swim and never came back. We’re down to a skeleton crew now and bets have been placed on who will be the victor in my miniature Hunger Games.

I downgraded to the Wild West when I moved to Greenpoint, but now that I work on the Bowery I’m back to packing the heat.

Spring 2011 champs and I didn’t even chip a nail