Children of Greenpoint: I found your lost pink seahorse. He was swimming with my white laundry.

First time using Instapaper. Who saved a 12-page article on NAMBLA on my account?

High school Anna

My day is booked; call back later.

WHERE FLAVORS ARE KING

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“I’ll Get You” by Classixx featuring Jeppe (Royal Rumble Edit)

Falling on tough times at the doctor’s office

At first glance I assumed this was a Nate Hill project.

Today I learned that “murmansky” is what we use to disguise the fact that we’re wearing raccoons.

New nails, new t-shirt.

feel for you, bro

My eBay watch list is devolving into a collection of prohibitively expensive antique medical items.

Also, you will be interested to know that there are purportedly-human bones for sale on the site.

nice to see you again, anna

I fear I’ve set the bar too high for next year.

Tootsie wants to remind you to never accept unwrapped candies from a stranger.