I was embarrassed to approach the cashier with nothing but Cinnamon Toast Crunch and Macaroni and Cheese (still not giving in to this lactose intolerance without a fight) so I lingered in the Coffee/Tea aisle to add at least one grown-up item to my purchase.  Admittedly, I bought this because the serving size is listed as “2 wedges” and I was enchanted by the “free tablet inside!”  Imagine my disappointment upon realizing the “tablet” was not a tiny scratch pad, but the term for each disc of wedges (not even perforated for easy separation).

Anyway, the instructions call for a blender so as to properly mix the wedges and milk, but I preferred to bludgeon them to death with a spoon after zapping the milk.  The second and final let-down of the night: wonder of wonders, cheap Mexican hot chocolate is made with artificial cinnamon flavoring!  And everyone knows I hate artificial cinnamon flavoring.  Does anyone want some Chocolate Ibarra?