I’m definitely tardy to the party on this one, but the last thing I’ll say is remember when I was on a dating show??

There’s a fair amount of footage they didn’t air from the end of the date where I was preparing an apple crisp and slicing apples, and blinded by the studio lights (or maybe a little hazy from the pre-show beers they forced on us to make us more “camera-friendly”), I cut through my thumb and bled on the table and knife.  It was high-drama television, surely available in the Too Hot for TV outtakes, to be released in the winter of 2010.

Also, I never saw my date again.